The Amazon Trail

Potato Chip Salad

By Lee Lynch

 

With the new year comes the new resolve. With the new resolve came the Fitbit.

After knee replacement surgery last year I was given a painkiller that made me constantly nauseous. That took care of the first ten pounds I needed to lose real quick. Since it was awhile before I could swallow anything other than saltines and water, my eating habits changed dramatically. No more night owl snacks. The thought of ice cream became repellent. Fruit pies were the only sweet I could tolerate. Smaller portions were all I could handle.

Then came the lunch when the Fitbit Five sisterhood was launched. The three friends we joined for an uber calorie feast introduced us to their Fitbit Zips, the most irresistible little health gadgets my sweetheart and I had ever seen. One friend described the color of her case as Kermit green. The femme friend had pink. The third friend, a university professor, was still debating about color, which seemed appropriate. I decided I must have the Cookie Monster Blue version. Those are not manufacturer color names, but they should be.

Our Fitbits go everywhere with us—they have to if we want them monitoring our steps. Forgetting to switch a Fitbit from lounge pants to jeans, from jeans to dress pants, can reach the proportions of epic tragedy: lost steps, lost mileage, despair at our human failings. Yes, Fitbit Fanatics Anonymous is inevitable.

Sweetheart (Kermit green) discovered that one of our neighbors, slim as she is, uses a Fitbit (femme pink). You’ll see the three of us huddling on the street, pulling on our pockets, comparing progress. The neighbor always has more steps than we do, as does the Fitbit Five member whose professional life involves near-constant walking and who, strangely, hikes long distances for fun. Which only goes to prove that you can be a writer or you can stay in shape as you age. I have to set an alarm on my computer to remind me to get up and move around.

One of the neat things that can be done with Fitbits—and the dozens of other fitness trackers now out on the market—is connecting with sister Fitbitters on the Fitbit website. I can see all of the Fitbit Five’s daily step totals. (It’s actually the Fitbit Seven now, but #6 and #7 haven’t gone public with their steps.) Our dashboards give us inspiration.

Does it work, this virtual communal exercising? I think using our smart toys creates a kind of mindfulness (fitfulness?) about our bodies.  We’re all busy dykes, but the little thingamajig, and the friends who are in this with me, encourage me to take care myself. I’ve removed another 23 pounds of weight since that initial ten. My outlook on life is sunnier because, to accrue a respectable amount of steps each day, I walk outside at least two miles most days. In gloomy weather I’ll ride the exercycle. Biking, household chores, exercises and yard work are all logged and juggled automatically to provide feedback. So, the Five joke, you can clip the Zip to your sleeve and up your step count while brushing your teeth.

Of course, none of us cheat (intentionally—you know who you are!). Especially not when we log calories. I was shocked, shocked, I tell you, by one Fitbit Five exchange in which there was mention of potato chips served in a salad bowl counting as salad. Especially if the dip is called dressing.

As New York Time tech columnist David Pogue wrote in The Scientific American (Dec 16, 2014), “These devices are succeeding not because of their scientific qualities but because of their motivational ones.” I find it just plain encouraging to sync with a computer and see that I’ve been successful at using more calories than I’ve consumed.

There are disappointing days. The winter holidays are so busy, the dreariness of early darkness so wearing, the wet cold weather creates such physical tension, it’s hard to get up and go. Then there are times like today. My sweetheart and I found ourselves in a nearby town and walked while there. We hadn’t counted on the temptation posed by the restaurants down at the port. We surrendered to the five-table hot dog joint that surprised us with cooked-to-order barbeque with fresh coleslaw and slow-cooked beans and fries that tasted like actual potatoes.  So we ate all the calories we’d walked, but, our electronic calorie stalker kept us in line the rest of the day.

Fitness devices may be as much of a craze as Instagram, Ugg boots, and Gangnam Style, but I am wearing the clothes that have trekked across the country and back, begging me to slim down so they could be worn again. My beloved workshirts! My carpenter cords! My denim shorts!

Today brought an email from Fitbit the company, announcing two new wristbands. The product names are as appealing as their looks, but my little Cookie Monster Blue Zip, the least expensive, least obtrusive, most basic of them all, will remain my constant companion, my guide, my little bit of fun on the road to better health. Oh, and it’ll stomp the brake on my reawakening sweet tooth.

 

Copyright Lee Lynch 2015

13 Responses to “The Amazon Trail”


  1. 1 onamarae February 24, 2015 at 8:30 AM

    Congratulations, Lee, whatever works!
    Ona

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  2. 3 Denna February 24, 2015 at 11:17 AM

    Congratulations on a healthier, slimmer (better on the knee) new you! You’re right about Fitbit Fanatics Anonymous. Last year the wife and I were on vacation and on one particular day I forgot to switch my Fitbit over to what I was wearing when we hiked about 7 miles touring Mesa Verde National Park. Talking about upset. I hinted at asking her if she would consider not wearing her Fitbit for a day so I could catch up. She laughed and just said you’ll have to work harder to catch me. And actually I’ve been chasing her for 31 years so nothing’s changed. Keep walking Lee and thanks again for sharing your life experiences with us. I so look forward to your blog.

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    • 4 Lee Lynch February 24, 2015 at 3:01 PM

      Talk about Fitbit Frustration. Seven miles is tragic! My sweetheart’s Fitbit bit the dust last week and I have gallantly given her mine until the new one arrives. As long as I keep losing weight I’m happy.

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  3. 5 dejay February 24, 2015 at 3:29 PM

    Love it. And congrats.

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  4. 6 Sheri Campbell February 24, 2015 at 8:27 PM

    Not heard of this Fitbit health icon, but can relate to the nausea for several weeks and that alone jump starts significant weight loss. Not the best way to get started but it works very well. Your loss shows in a resent picture. Congratulations. Hope your knee surgery was successful too. Always look forward to your Amazon Trail report. Happy that Rita Mae Brown will be honored with your award too.

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  5. 7 Lee Lynch February 24, 2015 at 8:46 PM

    Thank you, Sheri. I hope to be a mere wraith soon. I’m sorry you had to go through that too. The knee is taking its time, as joint replacements tend to do. Stay well.

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  6. 8 CF Frizzell February 26, 2015 at 1:45 PM

    Hey, Lee! Way to go, baby! Very proud of you and happy to hear the knee is coming along. Trying to gather the will power that you’ve found. And need to set an alarm on this laptop to get moving. Hope to see you both soon. Miss you guys! —- friz (in Snow Country, USA)

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  7. 10 S.A. February 26, 2015 at 4:02 PM

    I had to laugh – I don’t myself have a Fitbit, but I have a wife and several friends who do, and your description of the Fitbit Five reminds me of that crew, too. They love the visual cues of meeting their goals and have friendly competitions re: who can put in more steps and who meets their goals most often. Congrats on the health benefits you’re seeing; keep up the good work! (And the great writing, too, of course!😉 )

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  8. 11 Lee Lynch February 26, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    Thanks for the cheers, SA!

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  9. 12 treimoir February 26, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    This is great Lee! So happy for you! We want you to be around for a long long time. You’ve inspired me to check out this little gadget. So I’ll let you know how it goes! I’m really glad your surgery went well enough for you to be able to exercise. I have a college buddy that had replacement at Thanksgiving and she is fighting to keep her leg at this very moment. She ended up with an infection, a fractured femur and shredded tendons and ligaments. All from an infected prosthesis! She gets IV antibiotics 3 times a day via PICC line. So I’m VERY happy yours was successful. And I’m even happier you and Elaine are getting healthy! We love you guys!

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    • 13 Lee Lynch February 26, 2015 at 6:01 PM

      Oh, what a horrible nightmare for your friend. I will be thinking positive thoughts for her.
      The Fitbit is fun and a bit of motivator, but a splurge even for the small one. Worth it for a few more years of health and writing!

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